Uncle Northcott’s Movie Reviews

Ex stink ion is more like it.Milla Jovovich has the acting abilty of a russian supermodel. Oh wait thats what she is.Her emotional range runs the gamut from A to B. Once again she plays Alice, a lab created superwoman battling zombies created by a virus that got loose from the Umbrella Corp. The virus is worldwide now and Umbrella wants to catch Alice so they can use her to make a vaccine. Alice hooks up with some survivors who want to head to Alaska where they think other uninfected humans are. They dont get far before Umbrella intercepts them and the survivors-zombie-Umbrella war begins. If You’ve seen the first 2 movies I’m sure you know the drill. Good stuff: desert Las Vegas looked cool and infected birds attacking the convoy was good. Dumb stuff: Alice turning into one of the X-Men and destroying things with mind power. Capturing a helicopter and the convoy leader just happens to know how to fly it. Lazy writing. This is supposed to be the last Resident Evil but it made money at the box office so I’m sure there will be more. How about Resident Evil: Resurrection
followed by Resident Evil: Redundent, then Resdent Evil: Polident followed by Resident Evil: Incontinent and then they can wrap it up with Resident Evil Retirement: Zombies in Miami. Here in Texas we’re starring in Non Resident Evil: Illegal Imigrant invasion. Now thats scary.