On a scale of 1 to 300 million I’d give Hulk a 150 million. Its alright, nothing to write home about. Or write about on a website. Ha Ha. Ed Norton Plays a mopey Bruce Banner ( The Incredible Sulk?) whos hiding in Brazil from the Army led by General “Thunderbolt” Ross. Ross wants to dissect Hulk to make a serum so he can make super soldiers. The Army, after some help from Stan Lee, tracks Hulk down and theres a fight between Hulk and a Tim Roth led group. Hulk/Banner escapes and heads to Virginia to meet up with a Doctor who might can help him. He also hooks up with Thunderbolts daughter Betty. Tim Roth wants to level the playing field in CGI Hulk fights 2 and 3, so Thunderbolt injects him with a crude Hulk serum making him “THE ABOMINATION.” In other words a pale, spiny bad Hulk. Yes your right, nothing but storytelling ga-ga to string together loud Hulk on Hulk action. Wow that sounds dirty. Thats also why Hulk is nowhere near Iron Man in good movie making. Theres a few winks at the T.V show like a Lou Ferrigno cameo, mail addressed to David B. etc etc. A lot of good actors like Norton, William Hurt, Tim Blake “We thought you was a toad” Nelson are in Hulk, but I’m not sure why as they have little to do. Personally I never could connect with Hulk. Batman, Iron Man, Spiderman, any superhero with Man in their name who still look semi-human is easier to connect to than an obvious CGI cartoon whos scenes look like a video game. Plus the Hulk vs. mutant dogs fight in Ang Lees Hulk movie is better than anything in this one. Now the preview for Clone Wars looks great. In Hulk talk ” Hulk ok not special.” Next: The Love Guru because I hear M. Shaboogie Night Sham-i-lam-a-ding-dongs Happening is awful.

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