Evil genius Shia Labeouf has been captured!!!
Was he running drugs? No. Murder? No. Keeping his pimp hand strong? No. Pillaging? Drawing and quartering a Nun? Burning an orphan at the stake? Not exactly.
Criminal trespassing. HA HA HA. Not at a strip club, opium den or munitions factory, but in a Chicago Walgreens. I guess the effeminating of Hollywood is complete. In the old days, it was drunken brawls, now its hanging around the makeup section of Walgreens too long. How many movie stars would you be afraid to meet in a dark alley? Shia? Depp? Orlando Bloom? Jude Law? Joaquin Phoenix? The only one to fear is Crowe, and then only if you’re in a T-Mobile store. Boy/Girls now rule Hollywood. I’m saddened for America. Sing along kids! Transformers, more than meets the eye. Transformers, panty boy in disguise. John Wayne forever.
